He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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