is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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