There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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