hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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