a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There r osticjed everywhere
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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