too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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