i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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