Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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