Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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