Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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