People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize