I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Found the puke drawer
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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