I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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