He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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