he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
