Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
