Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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