Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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