We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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