Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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