bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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