He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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