doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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