We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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