don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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