What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Alive.
So much puke
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
be right there i have to get my cape
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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