its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
