love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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