You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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