that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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