were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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