Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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