ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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