Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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