I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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