birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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