i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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