Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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