apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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