I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We have so much sex to catch up on
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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