Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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