yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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