to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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