you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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