sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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