capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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