Fuck appropriateness.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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