When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Acid is not a monday night drug
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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