He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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