There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
