It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
