what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
mondays should just be called national damage control day
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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