doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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