is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize
