Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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