Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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