Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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